Dr. Ramen is Rameen’s beloved office mate formed from a beautiful Persian rug, a lab sweatshirt, a packet of ramen, and Rameen’s own Cambridge graduation hat. Dr. Ramen enjoys long walks on the beach and observing Rameen’s meetings. Dr. Ramen has never once laughed at any of Rameen’s jokes.

Circa early May 2023, Dr. Ramen began a sabbatical of indefinite length at UiB in Bergen, Norway. He feels they really rolled out the red carpet for his arrival and looks forward to laying the groundwork for a successful stay overseas.

Favorite food: oatmeal raisin cookies and ramen (Rameen’s edit: oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting)

Fun Fact #1: Dr Ramen was created by several lab members after Rameen shared his office key during COVID. The moral: sharing your office key with Beroukhim lab members is never a good idea.

Fun Fact #2: Providing these same lab members the admin password to your lab website is also never a good idea. You may find new lab members start appearing who are actually carpets.